Friday, April 6, 2012

5/30 A list of things where two is not better than one

Gunshots
Leprechaun movies
Burnt chicken
House fires
Breakups
Twilight books
Egos
Losing streaks
Flat tires
Tornados
Rommates
Fried dinners
Defibrillators
Diagnoses
Addictions
Insurance claims
Expiration dates
Tyrants
Protection orders
Police sirens
Spouses
Hate
Ignorance
Unlocked doors to an empty homes
Motorcycle passengers
Mortgages
Hair styles on one head
Side effects
Cups of coffee
Goodbyes
Goodbye
Goodbye

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